A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Albert Einstein
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.
Andrew Jackson
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie
It’s the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they’re gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it’s my turn to leave.
Tupac Shakur
The road to success is always under construction.
Unknown
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
Unknown
Doing nothing is very hard to do , you never know when you’re finished
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.
Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance ?
Man are like bank accounts without a lot of money
They don’t generate a lot of interest.
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
A Boss is like diaper Always on your ass and full of ———– !
Trust is like a paper once it is crumbled it can’t be perfect.
Age doesn’t always come with wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors.
Join together, often moving in opposite directions
yet punishing whoever comes between them.
You now realize that orange juice is actually yellow not orange.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
If An Illegal Immigrant is just An Undocumented Worker
Then a bank Robbery is just An undocumented withdrawal !
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Sorry I’m late I’ll leave early to make up for it.
As you get older your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can’t remember them either.
Ha ha please don’t believe on your eyes only use your brain also.very funny
Do you still think that your office is not small now it is time to think again. ha ha ……………. very funny
It is totally depend upon you what you want to do from your money . Very very funny however i am not agree with this.
ha ha which part of clip you like most left or right ? However i like both .
ha ha man watch super funny accident collections . This is really very funny.